“so what are your plans for after you graduate?”
me standing in a rainstorm: What the fuck is this…… communist water… with free handouts from the sky how will anyone have the incentive to work
What’s really funny is in some states it’s illegal to collect rainwater beyond a certain volume
you know what? i’m not even surprised anymore
- my cousin's two-year-old child visiting from NYC: (points to a playground set in a suburban backyard) PARK!
- us: uh, no dude somebody owns that, you can't actually play there
- innocent two year-old with no concept of private property, still full of hope: PARK?
- us: shit ok which one of us has to explain capitalism to this baby
Technically, you can go the rest of your life without eating
Really?
Yeah. You’d starve to death, but it technically was the rest of your life
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