“so what are your plans for after you graduate?”

I've learned a lot in eighteen years; most importantly, I've learned to laugh.
me standing in a rainstorm: What the fuck is this…… communist water… with free handouts from the sky how will anyone have the incentive to work
What’s really funny is in some states it’s illegal to collect rainwater beyond a certain volume
you know what? i’m not even surprised anymore
What the hell did I just watch?
It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward
Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.
I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.
vasilinaorlova
I went to bed with her
and she was not what I wanted:
a fish skeleton, I scratched my knee,
cold weeds across the sheets,
and tiny bits of shells
whenever I would turn,
I struggled for an hour
with her small sleek body,
her elbow pointed,
her green nipples lukewarm,
her hip overwhelmingly chill,
and generally I was in the ice box,
with ice emitting crackle as it melted,
soft snapping, creepy crepitation,
and then she smiled with a dreamy smile of a sad fish,
scales scattered and glitter in the dark room.
I could not, I tell you I could not
tolerate it any longer,
and I said, you know, I have to make a call,
I totally forgot, I failed the obligation,
I’m sorry, honey, I will be right back.
in her shallow
aquarium I saw a spooky shadow
which looked at me with a big unblinking round eye
and waved a tentacle.
